Looking for a place of serenity somewhere in the universe, I recently booked a shady place very low in the "White Elephant Express Space Shuttle ', a small hamlet in a galaxy far , far away.
"IT" ( also known as HD 36405.b name) is not your average exo- solar "weird" planet made of rock that wobbles on its end and zips around a nearby star in less than 2.46 days .
Most linear thinkers have a hard time understanding why anyone even land in their "common sense" would be interested in visiting a planet called "IT" . Is not a linear thinker with an investment in the "right" answer , I do not care . After all, what one ( who walks on water and deadly boring listening all day) make for a night shit, now I wonder ?
In fact, ( after reading random fragments " hogwash The Itty book about life, the universe and almost everything under the sun not to mention what happens in distant galaxies ) , I was just crazy . according to its author noted Dr. Jarn Leffer , "is a " must " for those who have little time on their hands and a passionate interest in trivial things . "
As planets go, "IT" is a heavenly pit stop annoying with perhaps the exception rather ... the message says: "Cosmic Cowboys - Welcome to the unexplored reaches of the galaxy ...Home Flop Fairy and lots of flies! "
"IT" is populated by colonies of giggling , green grasshoppers . What do you expect to live in a distant hell, challenged this way imagination? However, what made "IT" in the strict sense a strange place is the fact that people snacking on green garbage bags , biodegradable just for fun . Lack of capacity of chewing gadflies process their food vigorously jumping up and down . No wonder you do not need to fast food franchises , shopping centers or landfills !
Anyway , I took this postcard picturesque buglugs blessed noise around . They look very happy, but do not be fooled . In fact, they are just a band of merry - grasshoppers discount. Do not play golf , eat burgers , drink beer - and nobody can freeze stone! Come to think of it, the more the company of insects and the elusive flop fairy , this pathetic planet has very little going for it !
To put "IT" Bluntly , life in " IT " is a little less than a tittynope * . The cheerful green grasshoppers and green manicured fairways with sand traps as far as the eye can see certainly make a totally harmless . Unfortunately, without a pair of golf clubs, dimpled white ball, and the idea that 19th hole still exists on this planet - "IT" is almost as fun as the bag of toads !
Life Lesson 42 : Do not forget to talk with your travel agent before embarking on a flight of fancy a planet called "IT" in a galaxy called " have-a -nice- day" !
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* " Tittynope " for you peckers whiffling word meaning " a small amount of something else. "
If you want to know what the green, happy - delivery grasshopper "IT" Look - ask a four year old child , or ask well with a member of the Flying Saucer Club.
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"IT" ( also known as HD 36405.b name) is not your average exo- solar "weird" planet made of rock that wobbles on its end and zips around a nearby star in less than 2.46 days .
Most linear thinkers have a hard time understanding why anyone even land in their "common sense" would be interested in visiting a planet called "IT" . Is not a linear thinker with an investment in the "right" answer , I do not care . After all, what one ( who walks on water and deadly boring listening all day) make for a night shit, now I wonder ?
In fact, ( after reading random fragments " hogwash The Itty book about life, the universe and almost everything under the sun not to mention what happens in distant galaxies ) , I was just crazy . according to its author noted Dr. Jarn Leffer , "is a " must " for those who have little time on their hands and a passionate interest in trivial things . "
As planets go, "IT" is a heavenly pit stop annoying with perhaps the exception rather ... the message says: "Cosmic Cowboys - Welcome to the unexplored reaches of the galaxy ...Home Flop Fairy and lots of flies! "
"IT" is populated by colonies of giggling , green grasshoppers . What do you expect to live in a distant hell, challenged this way imagination? However, what made "IT" in the strict sense a strange place is the fact that people snacking on green garbage bags , biodegradable just for fun . Lack of capacity of chewing gadflies process their food vigorously jumping up and down . No wonder you do not need to fast food franchises , shopping centers or landfills !
Anyway , I took this postcard picturesque buglugs blessed noise around . They look very happy, but do not be fooled . In fact, they are just a band of merry - grasshoppers discount. Do not play golf , eat burgers , drink beer - and nobody can freeze stone! Come to think of it, the more the company of insects and the elusive flop fairy , this pathetic planet has very little going for it !
To put "IT" Bluntly , life in " IT " is a little less than a tittynope * . The cheerful green grasshoppers and green manicured fairways with sand traps as far as the eye can see certainly make a totally harmless . Unfortunately, without a pair of golf clubs, dimpled white ball, and the idea that 19th hole still exists on this planet - "IT" is almost as fun as the bag of toads !
Life Lesson 42 : Do not forget to talk with your travel agent before embarking on a flight of fancy a planet called "IT" in a galaxy called " have-a -nice- day" !
__________
* " Tittynope " for you peckers whiffling word meaning " a small amount of something else. "
If you want to know what the green, happy - delivery grasshopper "IT" Look - ask a four year old child , or ask well with a member of the Flying Saucer Club.